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Me flirting:"So who's your favourite serial killer?"

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(Quelle: supergurke, via unddudenkstdukennstmich)

How to have sex

Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl:yeh sure
Girl:that's not my belly button
Boy:that's not my finger
Reader:Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret
Lemony Snicket:Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
Mama:mal sehen wie meine Kartoffeln aussehen
Ich:ich würde tippen, wie Kartoffeln
Mama:
Ich:war nur so eine Idee.
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